Should I just blame the new guy for everything?

Question

I have a meeting in 15 minutes and haven't bothered reading the notes yet. I just don't feel like it.

What are some things I can blame on the new guy?

Answer 1

Maybe you should read the notes you lazy @ss

Answer 2

Hurricane Gustav.

And while we're at it, let's blame high oil prices and the mortgage meltdown on the new guy as well.

Answer 3

Why not blame everything on the new guy?  You might as well break him in on getting his @$$ reamed as well.

Answer 4

He stole your notes and peed on them.

Put a tack in the boss' chair and blame it on him.

Answer 5

u told him to take them 4 u so u wouldnt lose them, then give them back to u when u werent as busy. but he forgot to give them back. GOOD LUCK!!!

for anyone whos ever read oedipus:

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please help me, i cant seem to figure it out

Answer 6

Your gas, the dirty mags in the bathroom, knocking the secretary up.  

Answer 7

Blame anything that smells, on him, and also if there are no refreshments in the meeting, you can blame that on him also.

Good luck, I hate meetings.  

Answer 8

blame him and and just tell him something    

Answer 9

arnt u the guy who let ur 3 year old take care of the new born? one thing u cant blame on the new guy is all the mini doughnuts being gone!

Answer 10

of course you should, new Guys should be blamed on everything.

you can say, they send the note too late...

Answer 11

Yeah, the new guy screws up everything anyway. Have at 'em!

Answer 12

How you are not able to read, or prepare, because of all his morbid curiosity over the smallest detail.