Should I push my HD into a flooded Iowa river or let it burn in the flames of CA?

Question

Should I push my HD into a flooded Iowa river or let it burn in the flames of CA?

Answer 1

I doubt if you are strong enough to push it in the river. What you could do is ride it in the g*y parade, then set it on fire as you set on it, you remember how those monk protesters use to do. That way you would get all the attention that you seem so starved for.

Answer 2

ooh drive it off a brige into a river, then you can watch it float away...

Answer 3

Why would anybody be in Iowa in the first place

But I would rather see it burnd up than having you on it thats the real insult to a Harley Is the warriors that wind up with them

Answer 4

You should get a drum full of battery acid, they should sell them at Walmart. (LOL) Ride the bike to the dealership. Put a sign up, and charge people $5 to hit it with a baseball bat. This way you can make back money you wasted on buying a Harley. After the bike's demolished, pour the battery acid on it and then bring it to CA to let it burn.

Answer 5

It will not matter, it will still keep running. Everyone knows you can’t kill a Harley. You see more old Harleys on the road than other bikes, just look at the motorcycle grave yards.

But if you need a better answer: Call your insurance fraud department. LOL

Answer 6

you should just ask your mother to give you some attention,thats all youre looking for with dumb-a$$ed questions on here

Answer 7

I would not recommend pushing it into the river since it will leak oil into the water and get you in trouble with the EPA.

You should spin the rear tire until it catches on fire and then hopefully the rest of it with catch fire as well. Put the video on You tube,.

Answer 8

Why?

Answer 9

We thought you were going to ride it in the g*y parade in california !

Answer 10

You should donate it to a charity. Then burn it.

Answer 11

whats up with your HD?

Answer 12

Neither, you should give it to me.

Answer 13

a couple months ago, you were all pro harley cause you went and got yourself your 1st bike, a shiny new harley, and now it's given you some grief of some sort... and you can't figure it out yourself.

you know what they call your type?  a rub.... usually a rub can afford a nicer bigger bike, but it's not always riches.... you're still the same type.... all talk and don't know sh*t

sell your harley and cut your losses, maybe you'll find a nice vespa

Answer 14

Lol....

is it giving u THAT many problems or something??

lol HDTARD'S answer was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

<edit> ok so apparently he changed his name to Kyle like right after I posted my answer?.... Lol

Answer 15

I say in the middle of the night, sneak over to Magz house and swap bikes with him.  He'd probably never know the difference until someone actually complimented him on his new bike.

Answer 16

Either way it would still be worth more than your rice burner.

Answer 17

Not in Iowa, the fish don't want the oily mess either

Fire works well.

Answer 18

I never see a HD swim bro, maybe you should go jump in the river ?

Answer 19

Perhaps you need to just keep the bike and ride it around more. I know you're just kidding with this question.