Should I report my son t PETA???

Question

My son was driving his girlfriend's truck and he ran over and killed a squirrel. Should I report him to PETA?

Answer 1

well if you want him to go to jail then go aheasd but i dont think you want him to

just wipe it off and move on its okay he didnt mean to

Answer 2

oh absolutely!!!  he should be locked up and you should throw away the key.  a monster like that should never see the light of day again.

Answer 3

Umm....... no, I don't think the over zealous attitude of PETA is worth such a minor animal-cruelty-offience ... and besides, what kind of parent would report their child to PETA ?

Answer 4

Naw....report him to a defensive driving class taught by your local DMV.

Answer 5

What do you think would happen if you did?  PETA is just an tax exempt public relations company for a few crazy vegans.  Worst case senario they send the letuce Playboy Bunnies after him.

Answer 6

Yes. Yes, you should. You should do it now. Now, you should report him to PETA.

Did the squirrel have a rat like tail or fluffy?

Answer 7

you have got to be kidding. NO! it was probably an accident, believe it or not, some animals aren't as intelligent as humans and sometimes run into the path of an oncoming car. if you think he did it on purpose though, you might want to have him evaluated by a psychiatrist.

Answer 8

You should report yourself to the insane asylum

Answer 9

If it was a mistake then no.

Answer 10

If you did, you would simply get laughed at by them.

It's an automobile accident, I am sure your son didn't run over a squirrel on purpose.

Answer 11

*Bipolar Kid Mewtwo*

Mean: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Man that is funny! >XD I would do the same d**n thing! And I bet P.E.T.A.  did the same d**n thing!

Answer 12

Here is what you should do

Answer 13

Yes. He needs to go to the reeducation camps.

Answer 14

careful, he might retaliate by reporting you to the lame joke police.

Answer 15

no.its was just a mistake

Answer 16

Do you mean the "People who Eat Tasty Animals"?

Answer 17

No, but next time get him to mail it to PETA. Just leave off the return address.

Answer 18

Is his name Ashley?