Should John McCain get a pigment alteration like Robert Downey Jr's character in Tropic Thunder?

Question

So he can better compete with Obama?

Answer 1

He had melanoma..

skin cancer survivors often avoid the sun..

Answer 2

That would be funny as h**l.  Of course he'd have to get the Afro and the lingo down too.  I'd vote for anybody who had the balls to have a sense of humor like that.