Should Kobe "Mad Cow" Bryant retire and become the New Super Dave Osbourne?

Question

He can perform at trailer park monster truck events jumping over 18wheelers?

Answer 1

I think the Miami Heat will be the Charlotte Hornets of the East.  If Wade stays healthy they will have the biggest turnaround this year.  Beasley and chalmers are great players to go along with wade.  If they can get Heinrich then I see them as really conteners.

Answer 2

YOUR NOT FUNNY! That was a lame attempt to be funny.

Answer 3

okay... i would actually like to see that...

so. yes

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Answer 4

Even Super Dave Osbourne would rather get run over by

a Steamroller than to lose by 39 on national TV like Kobe.

Kobe has already out done Super Dave.

Answer 5

yes !!!!

he should cause i hate kobe,

k look heres what happened in the olympic,

kobe has a ball and he is going down the side line and the other 4 team players are in a line at a 45* beside him, and the opposing team (all 5 of them ) make a 45* line infornt of kobe while he is by the boundry line,

he can't go left, if he goes right he'll have to pass 5 people, if he PASSes it's all good.

but rather Mr. kobe ( spitz )  tries to take the ball and PASS 5 PEOPLE and goes for a shot and gets an AIRBALL but he gets 2 FOUL SHOT, and he MISSES both of them !!!!!!!

if you donm't believe me watch the USA vs AUS  match on youtube