Should Michael Phelps thank God or the Cat in the Tin Foil HAt for his Success?

Question

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Answer 1

My credit card number is !@#$%$%%^#$%@#$

Answer 2

"Prior to purchasing a GOLD PLATED LIMITED EDITION BEIJING 2008 Tin Foil HAt, THE NOLTE was just another alcoholic, washed-up, Hollywood has-been, but LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!"

~The Nolte

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Answer 3

He should be thanking himself, he is the one that has done it.

Answer 4

is their a discount for lovers of puussy?

Answer 5

he worked hard to get where is he, just like every other athlete. But i'll say he was really lucky in 2 of the final events where he won by mere luck.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Excellent, I'll take 15 of them.  My credit card number is 11111111111111111111111111111111 and it expires Feb. 30 2009.  Ship it to

Me

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