Should i be so obsessed with peter north?

Question

sometimes when i'm alone, or in a crowd of people, i find myself thrusting my hips back and forth and doing that breathing technique thing he does and saying "peter north" in a stentorian announcer voice....what should i do?

Answer 1

I can imagine it now, the stentorian announcer with his slicked back grey hair & tuxedo, rich voice booming into the mic. "Ladies and gentleman, it gives me great pleasure to introduce, the man with the licence to c*m.....Peterrrrr Noooorth!" The stage curtain lifts just as Big Pete is beginning his o****m-steadying breathing technique, milking his bellend as is his fashion with the face of a hot s**t inches from his japseye. "Oh god I'mgonnacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumm" he drawls out, the first spurt squirting thickly straight at her lips and splashing up her face with the force of the ejaculation. The upper class audience sitting around the dimly lit cabaret tables applaud politely, while the women gasp at the length and strength of his load - all secretly wanting to be the ex-prom queen disgracing herself for the umpteenth time on stage.