Should i be upset....?

Question

me and the missus were in the bedroom last night,naked when i got a glimpse of myself in the mirror. i said to her .look at me , i have man b***s, i am fat,i have varicose veins.i have cellulite and bald and have bags under my eyes. please say something nice to me ......she says oh son.

at least your eyesight is working

Answer 1

FS Struth you`v got that 4play stuff going onn & aff ti a tee huv u lol..i`v got into gray & stray hair era masel  spend mast o time shaving & plucking (40 next week) it`s cruel.. ma auld man telt mi about wit happens when the big snake starts ti work and starts spitting but he didny tell mi about this FFS BTW your eyes are next llf.

as fur something nice your a blue nose and make`s you chosen & not manufactured plus you`v got a wife & family

all the best to your Family btw

Answer 2

lol

nice to see you back and I can't believe you got reported again,all the best to you and your family!!!

Answer 3

my wife told me her eyesight was getting worse, i told her she had all the same things as you. she is still not speaking ,magic.

Answer 4

a good bit of reassurance goes a long way

it's the 7yr bad luck you should be worried aboot

back to normality at last

Answer 5

Well the forum is returning to normal, welcome back sirrah, and I am glad to hear that Joe is on his way back to rude health.

All we need now is for LF and Matty M to return and the calf can be slaughtered for the prodigals' return.

Answer 6

ah mr struth as long as more than your eye sight is still working she'll put up with the rest....good one have a wee star...lol x

Answer 7

well we will all be David weirs age one day.welcome back struth,just wondering if you handed back the book off gloating yet,theres a few tims on the waiting list

Answer 8

awww! she should at least reassure you. Maybe she was just trying to make fun, but really just loves you for who you are.If it were me, I would be a bit upset and my low self-esteem would kind of increase. lol

Answer 9

hello there struthy bhoy nice to see u back i always knew u were an ugly bugger ????

glad to hear your son joe is getting better

Answer 10

If you had told her that you also had 'worms', I'm sure she would have taken you fishing.

Answer 11

The auld yins are the best, Struth.

Cheers.

Answer 12

lol I've heard this joke before lol

Phased slightly different though

Answer 13

and then what happened?

did u make love of did u go off in a man-huff?

im sure she was joking and said it a joking way, she loves you and she probably has more body worries than you will ever have

Answer 14

ah mate lmfao welcome back

x x x

Hope Joe is miles better now, was real worried when we never heard from you.