Should i go take a dump on my neighbours lawn?

Question

her cat does it on mine every morning and its starting to really p**s me off, my son who is two should be able to play in my garden with out me wondering what he is gonna trod in.

how can i make a point that i thinks it not fair, i dont have animals so i think i may just go and take a dump in the middle of her garden, what do you think?

Answer 1

I had a neighbor who had TEN cats!! They all assumed my yard was their litter box. I went and bought humane cat traps and every time I caught one I'd take it the humane society. After about $200 in "bail" money to get her cats out she finally got a clue.

Neighbor relations were "slightly" stressed, but way worth it!

Answer 2

that depends on wether you are a lady or not??????

get an automatic sprayer.....it has a sensor built into it so it will spray that d**n cat with water every time it passes it......yes you will have to pay for it but its better then a law suit against ya!

Answer 3

what you need is a dog! or a cat as they are quite territorial. i have heard that tiger poo is very effective at keeping cats away and it may be good for your roses...your local zoo will sell you a bag for a couple of quid.

dont curl one down outside - imagine  ending up on neighbours from h**l!

good luck! remember cat poo can be dangerous for kids, maybe you could spk to the neighbour and allow her to do a "poo-pick" once daily?

Answer 4

Had the same problem with a neighbors dog. I would pick it up and place it right by their front door. Then told them I did it and would continue as long as the dog used my lawn as a place to do his business. After they stepped in it a couple of times, I had no more problems.

Answer 5

Contact the city or town to see what the law is.  Where I live cats are not legally able to be free and must be tied up when outside if they are not you can take the cat to the local humane society.

Answer 6

No crapping by you.  

Play smarter and play stealthy.

You just need a resolution and dont need to make a point.

You have many options.

Answer 7

Scoop it up and put her cat's muck onto her lawn. If possible try to make sure that she sees you doing it. Next when ever her cat enters your space through something at it. Not to hit it but near enough to bother it. After a while the cat will know that he is in hostile territory. Also find other much to throw on her lawn. Do not degrade yourself by putting your suggestion into practise.

Answer 8

yes yes yes yes and then kidnap her cat. or catnap...

Answer 9

just do what i do get an air pistol and shoot each one ive got loads of vegetable patches and they c**p in mine all the time i also through back over by their back door

Answer 10

fireworks.....

Answer 11

water pistol.

and have a word with her. if she gets arsey, then go for the 'flick it back over into hers' idea already mentioned.

you can get really cheap plastic 'pooper scooper', i can flick cat poo 50 odd feet with one of those, ours do it in middle of our lawn too, and i have to clear it into the bushes before i mow. but ours have the excuse that they are confined to our garden with an 8 foot wire fence.

Answer 12

fireworks

Answer 13

Good idea lol. Just knock and tell her ur son stood in it an then walked it through your house, and tell her its not on an she should maybe watch her cat in the mornings so she can call him back!

Answer 14

Don't get mad, get even.

Get a good red laser pointer and zap that cat.  If you can get a green laser pointer that would really make that cat think twice before it trespasses  again. There's more than one way to skin a cat.  The only thing this cat will understand is pain.

Answer 15

lived by someone who had cats for nearly 10 yrs. they used to c**p everywhere and get into the bins - the cats that is! i got so fed up with it that i told her if she didn't sort it out then i would send her the c**p back through her letter box. needless to say, she didn't speak to me after that BUT she would clean up after her mangy pets. i know just how you feel, my children were little at the time and would often walk into the house with cat c**p on their shoes. i wouldn't blame you if you did a giant poo on her lawn - would love to see her face!!

Answer 16

pick up the c**p and throw it back on her lawn

Answer 17

Yeah go ahead why not.  But remember - if she asks the cat nicely not to dump in your garden - it won't understand her one jot so there's not a lot she can do unless you ask her to build a great big massive fence so the cat can't get over it.

Answer 18

Yeah, I have that problem too with the neighbor's cats. Real nice, isn't it?  I'd never considered dumping in their yards, however.  I have thought about dumping the cat's poo on THEIR yard though.

Answer 19

I think that would be hilarious and the look on your neighbors face would be priceless.  What you should do, though, is buy a couple monkeys, snap a few pics of your neighbor, and set up a target range with your neighbors pics as the targets.  Next you train your monkeys in the ninja art of poo throwing, and when they have mastered the technique release them into her house.  Freakin hilarious!

Answer 20

You can get leaflets from the cats protection league about creating a cat friendly garden, in it, it shows how you can create an outside litter box for your cat, maybe shove loads of them through her door with that section highlighted!

Or just keep emptying the contents of your sons potty/nappy on to her lawn, see how she likes it!

But I really do think that you need to talk to her about it before you do anything. She may be really sorry and open to suggestions, if not talk to your local council as you are right, it's not fair, although you can't really stop cats going where they want!

Oh one thing though, it's really odd for a cat to just go in the middle of the lawn, they usually like to bury it a little and tend to go for freshly turned soil. Which is why gardeners have such a problem with them. Are you sure its her cat and not a fox?

Any way good luck with that.

Bright blessings

Answer 21

YOUR lawn huh? Why not accept the fact that earth is earth and animals are animals and they dont care whose lawn it is. Do you feel the same way about bird **** on your windshield? do you want to go take a dump in their nest???

Answer 22

I knew someone who would shovel the poo up and throw it over into next doors garden - try that!

Answer 23

i have a female cat but she is a house cat and never goes outside,so i have a ultrasound device in my garden.it stops cats and dogs from doing a dump on my garden.it cost me £10 from my local diy shop

Answer 24

I know how frustrating it must be but try getting a deterrent from your local hardware store or similar. I've also used pepper which worked.

If that doesn't work then why don't you get your two year old to dump on her lawn as the police are less likely to charge an infant than they are you!

Anyway, if you do decide to do it yourself, please post it on YouTube, it should be hilarious!

Answer 25

Our old landlady had a miserable old dog that always crapped by our door (we had the basement apartment, and our entrance was at the rear).  I swore about it a few times, then I grabbed the shovel, scooped up the dog logs, and left them near the front door, right where they could see it.  They got the hint, and it solved the problem, with no arguing or hostility.  Scoop it up and toss it back into her yard.  She'll get tired of the s**+train soon enough.

Answer 26

Ok YES!

Answer 27

yes but remember the old saying

"pics or it didn't happen"

Not that I wanna watch you poo, but your neighbours reaction would be priceless. LOL

Answer 28

Kick the thing up it's ****.

Then plant land mines

Answer 29

All you will be doing is joining her club,Normaly cats dig a hole first ??????????????????????????????????????

Answer 30

honestly.. i think u should just go to your neighbour and tell her what's your problem.. that's whats being in a happy neighbourhood all about.. sry to say.. think rationally.XD

Answer 31

Feel Free, just so long as you dont live next door to me! OK