Should i hire a hooker to watch my children?

Question

im going away on vacation next week and my babysitter cant do the job so should i hire my personal hooker to watch my children and cat? shes very trustworthy and skilled[ in many ways(; ]...

Answer 1

Well why not I'm sure she's used to working for cheap.

Answer 2

id be happy if my dad hired a personal hooker to watch over me. lmao

Answer 3

you are a sick sick idiot.

You dont deserve to have children

Answer 4

If you use this hooker for personal reasons, and nobody knows about it, then how are you going to tust this person with your most prized possessions????

You have no family members nearby that can help in this matter??

07.13.08 8:59pm EDT

Answer 5

My dad did that once on accident xD

Answer 6

Why not? As long is she is not bringing guys in the house i don't see why not.

Answer 7

Most hookers would not get involved in the personal life of their clients.

Answer 8

Make sure you hire a drug dealer to supervise the hooker. You wouldnt want to come home to any surprises.

Answer 9

I can't even believe that you asked that. But if you really trust her that much, I'd say it'd be ok.  But how the **** can you trust a hooker??

Answer 10

If she's a hooker she has you fooled if you think she's your personal hooker.  Anyway, sure, she could teach the cat a thing or two or at least share her herpes.  The hooker can watch the cat and the cat watch the children.

PS  Convicted s*x offenders are people too, but they shouldn't watch even your cat.

Answer 11

aha you shouldn't have children! why not take them with you

Answer 12

uhhh..what?

Answer 13

Oh, yeah.. everyone does it. i mean, who DOESN'T hire hookers to babysit. Obviously this is their specialty. (Insert sarcasm)