Should i just splash Budweiser all over myself (as a perfume) to get a man?

Question

i am not giving the thumbs down! my guess would be trudy.

Answer 1

hmmm...depends on the guy you want. I did this once with bud light (hey, i gotta watch my figure and dont want all those calories on my hips) so I splashed on Bud light and it worked like a charm. Tons of winners from the local pub swarmed to me...all figuring they didn't need to buy me a round, and there i was, men at my becking call, and I was totally sober to enjoy it. What a night that was. I met my first 4 husbands this way.

Answer 2

Men like that wouldn't be worth the time of day!  I am sure you can do much better!  Hang in there and keep looking for the right man for you.  He is out there waiting for you!

Answer 3

It would work for me

Answer 4

Well, I guess if you want to smell like a drunk.  I wouldn't do it..)

Answer 5

That's funny!!

Maybe barbecue sauce?

Answer 6

Sure, if you want a drunk.

Answer 7

No real man wants a woman who's foolish enough to waste beer by pouring it anywhere other than in his glass.

Answer 8

Only if you are on your way down to the 8mile.

Answer 9

Some men dont drink beer (so as we like it) Beer is alcohol and men use alcohol to "wash" away another day of their life

If u ever smelled beer up close it has a sharpish smell. So dont use beer as perfume. Instead look around you and find men who want you dont chase after men who dont want to be with you

Answer 10

if you want a raging alcoholic laying beside you, have fun.

Answer 11

No, Do not I repeat do not do that. you just have to be yourself. eventualy you will find someone who likes you, eventualy. when you see him you will know or look at some people you know. they may like you but you are to busy looking to notice them. Enjoy life don't rush it.

Answer 12

sure why not???????

Answer 13

Interesting to see how many answers a stupid question gets (and how few an intelligent one).

Answer 14

Budweiser huh? If you're looking for a highrer class guy that might work. If you prefer quantity over quality, you might want to use Busch.

Answer 15

lmao. if you lived where i do, perhaps a dash of pcp and a hint of unemployment would work

Answer 16

no, go to victoria's secret

Answer 17

Don't use the beer in my fishbowl!!!

Answer 18

The problem with starting out with an expensive beer like Bud is that they will always expect you to live up to those high standards. I would use Pabst Blue Ribbon or Schlitz both a great tasting beer and easier on the budget

Answer 19

You wouldn't want the slug that would respond to such as that. Your first need is to realize that you are worth having by a man. That means that you must believe in yourself, and that you are just as good, and just as worthy as any other woman. He is out there, and you will find him. You may be looking to hard to see that he is already there.

Answer 20

no, consider a better beer.

Answer 21

If you're trying to get drunk through absorbtion I would reccommend placing the intoxicant up your ***. If you're trying to get said man drunk I would reccommend giving him the intoxicant.  If neither of these are the case then I am going to assume you are pointlessly taking a shot at men; real mature. Isn't it just refreshing to listen to yet another sexual discontent whine and complain?

Answer 22

no why would you want to do that? i say wait for it, time will come.

Answer 23

Sure... what's your address?

Edit: PS: I'm not a stalker... I just want to see if I can tell which brew you are wearing. Then maybe we'll go out and talk about the past, present and future... At least it's something we can laugh about in the future.

Answer 24

I'm not proud to say this but...

Can I l**k your armpits?

Answer 25

No!

I think you're better than that.

Answer 26

prob not

Answer 27

no! we men ahem like energy drinks, beer and chocolate.try rockstar or monster