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Should i leave her..Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room,?

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talking about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her:

'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

....I ALMOST DIED!!!

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  1. lol thats funny..but dont leave her, she probably most likley was joking around with you


  2. haha good one!

    starred!*

  3. Nice one, and sooo true!

  4. This is a good one!!!!

    Hahaahhahahahaha..........I should tell this to my hubby !!

  5. LOL TELL UR WIFE SHES A GENIOUS DONT LEAVE HER!!

  6. lol homicide and suicide  

  7. NIIIICE LOL!

  8. hahah good one Conan....lol no, don't leave her:)

  9. ur wife sounds like shes mad cool...

  10. hahahaha!!!! u've got a nice wife...lol!!!

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