Should i report my mother to the police for murder or would that be wrong?

Question

I went on holiday, and when i got back my house plants had all been neglected and starved to death!! My beautiful orchid is no more than a twig with some grungy looking brown bits of cotton wool stuck on it!! And my Peace Lilly is now resting in peace having been savagley neglected.

Answer 1

yes report her. off with her head

Answer 2

hey are you stupid?

Answer 3

OMG, i have 33 house plants i would fell the same way  but i;m a cop, go figure!

Answer 4

Yes she'll get a maximum of 60 years.

Answer 5

They would be wasting every-body's Time,because that is not MURDER. It Might be a little Neglect of their needs for water and nothing more  

Answer 6

yes....murder is wrong lol

Answer 7

Since you said "holiday" instead of "vacation", I'm assuming you are not in the USA.  Here in the USA, we do not have laws that protect houseplants from neglect.  That's one of the things which makes us the best place in the world to live.  Unless you are a houseplant...

Answer 8

I'm so thrilled that someone else on here has a sense of humour on here, however dry it may be!!

Answer 9

get a life.....better yet get your plants a life....lol

Answer 10

Honestly, if you cant trust your own mother, who can you trust.

Off to the gallows with her.

Alternatively, 100 hours community service and a 12 month curfew should be the order of the day. That should teach her. xxxxxx

Answer 11

id kick her *** then report here for murder make sure you take pictures and contact the local news let everyone know that plants have feelings to they could have grown up to be a great contribution to society

Answer 12

I thought you meant your mother killed someone and you wanted to know if you should report her or not.  Heck no you can't report her for your plants dying.  Is this some kind of a joke?  Why would you waste five points asking a question like this?

Answer 13

Sure the police could use some humor in their life.

Answer 14

yes definitely your poor little plants i hope she gets a heavy sentance

Answer 15

I'd stop her gin ration.

Seriously if you water them say now you will often save them. This has happened to us and after we watered them they recovered with about twelve to 24 hours. Plants are a lot tougher than you give them credit for    

Answer 16

THAT WOULD BE DEFINITELY wrong. Murder?! This is house plant you are talking about not people, hello!!!!!!

House plant starved to death, orchids wither and die because of none water, and you think this is murder? WHAT ARE YOU A r****d? And you are simply accusing your mother of murder what planning to bring this up in court together with your mom? YOUR GOING TO BE THE LAUGHING STOCK of the whole neighborhood, they will tell you that ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST!

Instead of putting your mom in jail for MURDER as you put it, the authorities might PUT YOU IN AN ASYLUM somewhere within the city.

Answer 17

you sound crazy.