Should pass-the-parcel become an Olympic sport?

Question

To make this event more entertaining, the parcel could contain smallpox.

Answer 1

er, isn't it already?

Answer 2

if trampolining can be an Olympic sport than why not

Answer 3

Sounds great fun old boy, might I also suggest a small explosive device inside that way the winner could also enter the Paralympic Games too. Merely a suggestion! Tip top.  

Answer 4

I think the Russians would make a lot of money from that, h**l they'd probably dope their athletes up beforehand too!

Answer 5

This is the next logical development for the Opening Ceremony for 2012.  China had firework footsteps - we should go one better with pass the giant explosive rocket.  Different countries' teams would lob it to each other in the arena.  If we were very lucky, we could see some early record-breaking high jumps.