Should the 5 second rule apply to one's Master?

Question

I was serving my Master some crumpets and his cat tripped me. Two hit the floor, they appeared to be clean.

Answer 1

When I worked at popeye's we didn't care if it stayed on the flo...5 seconds, 10 seconds, 2 hours!

Answer 2

Dear dear, my great uncle Bagpuss the esteemed physician was the formulator of The Law of Crumpet.  Whichever way the said breakfast fare tumbled, it always landed butter-side down.  He conducted a number of experiments involving objects placed in the way of his manservant, causing crumpet descent.

However, if you've done the housework properly, the immaculate floor should not betray the incident.

Answer 3

welll if it applies to everyone else then it shold apply to him/her. [der]

Answer 4

LOL!!

Yes, kiss them up to God and serve it to the mighty master!

                      HOWEVER

( Make sure the cat gets the ones that didnt hit the floor)!

Answer 5

Nope. It's actually the 3 second rule. You're 2 seconds over the limit.