Should the Atheist Mafia go to war with the Atheati?

Question

I'm about sick and tired of the Atheati hogging all the babby blood, reserving all the bounce houses in town (for the orgies of course) and kidnapping all the good virgin sacrifices for their own. I've tried living in peace, but enough is enough. I know you got that stern (but fair) letter Emperor Lime Kitty! Nothing has changed!

Answer 1

The Atheati are unbeatable...don't even try it...

Answer 2

I thought AM and the atheati are the same.. shhh lol

Answer 3

Come, let us reason together.

First off, there IS no such thing as an "Atheist Mafia."  That's slander.

The "AM" after my name?  That, uh...means I like mornings.  Yeah, that's the ticket.  I'm a morning kind of guy.

Second, if we go to the mattresses, the only winners are the theists.  After destroying the Atheati, we would be l*****g our wounds for some time, and the religious folk would run rampant while we recovered.

We've got rounds to make, protection money to collect ("That's a mighty nice stained glass window, reverend.  It would be terrible if something happened to it.").

I'm sure we can come to some sort of an agreement.  They take uptown, we take downtown.  Mid-city, we share.

Now kiss my ring.

Have another cannolli and another cup of espresso?

Answer 4

isn't the atheati a joke?

Answer 5

Resistance is futile

Answer 6

You can come to our babby BBQ on my birthday.  Will that make you feel better?

Answer 7

long live Lime Kitty Atheati Emperor!

Answer 8

There is no AM.