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Should the Yankees trade Alex Rodriguez for 20 Twix Candy Bars?

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Should the Yankees trade Alex Rodriguez for 20 Twix Candy Bars?

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  1. Nah, what a waist of perfectly good twix bars. Maybe a piece of gum..  


  2. It's not even an Anti-Arod sentiment, more of an Anti-Boras, but I would have been happier if they stood fast on their No after opting out.  

    They really didn't need more offense, they needed Santana.


  3. Sure why not his wife did!!

  4. They should trade him to the Twins. I hear they've got Hamburgers.

  5. 25 one for every man on the roster.

  6. LOL I rather trade him for that than a Jonas Brothers Cd.

  7. No. They should keep him. And listen to his excuses. And hear him cry. And make him relive his awful night over, and over, and over, and over again.

    Because, God, we needed this game.

  8. Yes, but Twix Candy Bar number 7 said he would veto any trade to New York and Twix Candy Bar number 13 said he would demand an A-Rod like salary and a luxury apartment overlooking Central Park as part of any deal.

    My sources also tell me that Twix Candy Bar number 3 is jealous of the media attention and female attention Twix Candy Bar number 15 receives and would likely attempt to sabotage his career and therefore kill the Yankees World Series chances. The only way this trade will work is if Mr. Steinbrenner agrees to provide Twix Candy Bar number 3 with a lifetime guarantee of Manhattans finest call girls and relocates his residence to Hackensack, New Jersey. Even then, the deal may be a long shot. But Reese's Peanut Butter Cup number 8 said he's willing to join the Yankees at a reduced salary though he's unsure about making the switch from right field to 3rd. base.    

  9. Yes. because that's really like 40 when you open them up.

  10. it only takes one twix bar to beat A-Rod

  11. Well, if they bring back those "cookies'n'cream" twix bars, I would say yes.

  12. no 20 is too many, maybe 5

  13. He went 0-5 c**p he will REMEMBER this game for a LONG TIME
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