Should the people of Wexford be very afraid?

Question

We heard on the radio tonight that that Russians have invaded Gorey. We’ve taken no chances. We’re writing this from a bunker deep within the bowels of Ballydung Manor. We’ve stocked up on water, baked beans and mucky DVD’s. Those poor Wexford people must be decimated as we speak……

Will someone give us a shout once the apocalypse is over?

Answer 1

I wouldn't be afraid of Russians if I were you. I'd be a lot more afraid of Wexford culchies. When the culchies invade a place it stays invaded.  

Answer 2

We Wexford folk aren't afraid of those vodka swigging foreigners. We've got pikes 8 feet long!!!

In Gorey they've got knives (it's called GOReY for a reason)

If they do try it on we'll have them working in abrakababra by the end of the ******** week.  

Answer 3

'Tis the land of the bogs and the little people!  Them Ruskies will never cross the bogs - especially if you don't flush them for a couple of days!!

Answer 4

If its a particularly loud knock ye here at the door. don't answer. Its probably Kommandant Svetlana Pornikova of the Krasnayarsk Irregulars. I here she's a divil with the truncheon lads.

Answer 5

vinegar hill all over again, come on the rebels.

Answer 6

You should be vewy vewy vewy fwightened....and vewy alarmed!!!

Have you tried marmite...?

Answer 7

So,the Tyrone battalion have gone deep in to Georgia.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/...

Answer 8

ya i agree!

Answer 9

there cheese will scare them but there strawberrys will tempt them its 50/50 id just go to letrim they wont wana invade there or pat kennys house

Answer 10

congratz on wexford beating armagh in the quaterfinals