Should we dump our household rubbish on the beach to encourage seagulls to go back to their natural habitat?

Question

Should we dump our household rubbish on the beach to encourage seagulls to go back to their natural habitat?

Answer 1

That's a very, very good idea!!..thanks for bringing it up for consideration....;-)

Answer 2

Nah, just legalise shooting them. Vile things.

Answer 3

those things that dwell on land should be shot, pain in the ****!

Answer 4

Sure go ahead..then we could meet..I will be the one standing over there>>with the smith and wesson..not for the sea gulls..but for the polluter..

Answer 5

Thats the best idea i've heard for ages, i hate f***ing seagulls!

Answer 6

Hahaha people on here really don't get humour at all do they?

Answer 7

No! it's terrible pollution.

Seagulls should live in a 'natural' habitat, rubbish isn't natural.

Answer 8

no first of all its illegal and secondly the seagulls would breed a lot more and Hitchcock's film the birds might come true.  

Answer 9

um no look how much it would pollute the sea did you wake up with a hangover or something?

Answer 10

no , we ought not feed them at all so they return to their natural feeding habits .

Answer 11

No thats stupid, people go to the beach to sit, read, have fun, swim, take their kids, do you propose dumping rubbish all over one of the few places we can go to relax.

oh i see its meant to be funny,  how droll.........