Shouldn't the tourists flock back to Carilo in the summer?

Question

the king crab is about to claim this land as his own...

Answer 1

No, it's the dead of winter there in the Southern Hemisphere!!

I made 12 pesos and a safety pin in TIPS as bartender last week!

No stars, now, ok?

Answer 2

If the beaches are made clothing optional there should be no problem at all.

Answer 3

If clothing is optional as the above answerer said then I would recommend men to stay away from Carilo ruled by King Crab ;)

Answer 4

UMMM, yummy. I'm coming to eat them bad boys all up. I love king crab legs dipped in ooey gooey butter. LMFAO