Show me how random you can get!!?

Question

Show me how random you can get!!?

Answer 1

:)

Answer 2

Well im not feelin random at the moment, but the guy in front of me at the Macdonalds queue the other day was ...

He turns around and goes "can i show you something funny"

Im like "...ok..."

then he takes out a water tap (like the head) im like ...wtf???  

Answer 3

well a friend told me he worked at a circle k. this  man came in saying  "shoes and shirt required"...."shoes and shirt required".... dancing in the store with no pants. I was told he was quit large.

Answer 4

i am albert einstein's mom's octopus.

Answer 5

Facebar overfilled the fast normalizeing qoute., So i bent the grany over with my lemon and jumped. She squezzed juice from which i drank and a state of XTC surged through my sphinkter muscle. Sheiiit!!!! homie g that grill be beasting.... DunDUn!!! "Link this is the triforce of power!!" "For the best car insurance rrates in town call 1800general now blcth! O rah!!!

Fvcl< me sideways with a rusty d***o!!

Answer 6

hey, u've a unique avatar.. WOO HOO

Answer 7

do you ever wonder who invented the paper clip?

Answer 8

i married a unicorn's horn ;)

Answer 9

rattle snake, cauliflower, hockey puck, toothpast, shoe horn, monkey, ostinato, hypocrite, underpants, daisey, red, polar bear, fork, hair tie, pen, kodak, candle, puppy, southpark, fernery....i am just rattling things that come into my head....it's a snowstorm up there!

Answer 10

hey! do u know what my name is? i live in my house. u know there is a new country coming up. there r countless stars in the sky. my computer's company is LG. my fridge just broke down. do u know i got 13 stars..... on my shirt. my favourite colour is red. mars is in outer space. gee this plastic chair is too flimsy. my brother's a jerk sometimes. i have 1 mom n 1 dad. my, my, that dogs got fleas!.... (i could go on...)

A fun n easy question http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?... star if u like it, n dont forget to have FUN !!

Answer 11

im chewing on my tounge ring lol

isnt that wonderfull

why, yes it is

thank you

do you have a tounge ring

no

oh

why

i was gunna say you can chew on it too :)

haha see i talk to my self lol

Answer 12

Let me tell you the story of my life, it's full of plot holes and spelling errors:

. I grew up in south hibiland, wer I survived soley on roots from underground ground into juice. Oine day, I was flying in a hot air ballon weatring wet copper armour and shouted “All Gods aer bastards” at wehich point I was struk by ,ighting and died, and became the gru8dge

I hair orange hair and this has caused my prent sto name me “Florence” I guess they never loved me enough, they were always dfressing me up ion girls clothed. Now I have to go do british things, like eat bangers and mash and drink cups of tea.

-Insert picture of giant cookie-

Hace a pet cat who ate my shoes. His name is tomtom.

Answer 13

its getting hot in here

Answer 14

My bosses poodle peed in my sandals

Answer 15

That cloud over there looks like my armpit did back in 1847.

Answer 16

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

That's how random I can get right now...

Answer 17

blue dogs and red cats chased me today.

Answer 18

gertrude hanging pictures alice making tea me i do the only thing that still makes sense to me

I do the Rock!!!

The master is having a mambo revival

MAONS HANDS OF FATE

Answer 19

ever had a glass of pig milk?

Answer 20

peaches

clouds

lovebugs

bearhugs

lasers

tasers

blankets

coalas

mike tyson

Answer 21

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Answer 22

s***n has a high calorie content.  

Answer 23

Smitty the purple Unicorn meet Fluffy the elephant and Smitty stabbed Fluffy with his horn. There was magic dust every where. Turns out they were just playing. Then i went to the park and threw a fresibe. My dog threw up a long time ago. I like the show Seinfeld. Lol your funny lmfao. Ice Ice Baby, Under Pressure were falling, Is this the real life or is this just fantasy? O a chang chang chang wa wa wallla be bang. I got Sims2 Apartment :}.

I love you guys :}

Answer 24

There is a giant TOE in my backyard doing yoga!

Answer 25

Gluon