Side-stepping like a crab in the morning...bad sign?

Question

My husband rolled out of bed at 05:15 Brazil time, 30 minutes after the street-mutt in our kitchen began whining, and his usual path to the banheiro (loo) appeared arched and a touch wobbley. Think 'slowww, slowww, qwik, qwik.'

He calls today and says his equilibrium is all askew.

He hit the hay tonight at 20:45, too wiped to even romp with me and the eager pup. I'm worried he's picked up dengue or some other dreadful tropical malady. Someone please tell me it's just gippy tummy from an over-ripe linguiça in the icebox.

Aye!

Answer 1

He probably just has early morning staggers but take his temperature and check his tongue is wet and eyes are bright with the red bits if it is all dry and faded he is sick and you may have to keep him in bed but don't get too close just in case. Get well soon that man.

  

Answer 2

Either your husband is walking sideways, or the rest of the World is.  Your choice.

Bejeesus!

Answer 3

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Season 4 of the Office came out on dvd today.

You have to buy it, it's great! (That's what she said.)

I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.

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