Sidney Crosby abducted me!?

Question

Crosby came to my house and took me and now I am in his van.I am really scared!!!

What should I do?????????????

Answer 1

Amazing that you share the same name as him as well.If only your name was Jessica maybe Biel or Alba could have abducted you.Good luck....Is this a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!??

Answer 2

Crosby has wi-fi in his van?

Wait, Crosby drives a van?

Answer 3

suffocate your ignorant AND UNFUNNY a$s!

Answer 4

Well good luck with that then.. If you can post on answers in the van, you can call for help . Unless you are bragging he abducted you and don't want to be helped. In that case. Go away.  

Answer 5

Kick his @$$ and punch his face hardy.And tell him "YOU SUCK!"

Answer 6

touch his peepee.

dude, get a life... seriously.