Signs that ur marriage is over.. or u gettin some serious horn?

Question

Is juss for kicks

When your wife new bestest fren is a bitterly divorced woman

When ur husband "workin late" every nite but his salary slip shows no overtime..

When ur husband say he on he way home, but u not hearin any noise to signal he drivin ....

Everything on his fone has a security code & always on silent or the battery died..

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Answer 1

You wake up alone, your heart hurts like you just had by-pass surgery, and you start crying while you are making coffee for one again.

Answer 2

phone converastion when u're there are lots of "ummmm, yeaaa, ok, um hmm"

plenty hang ups

"honey it have real traffic, the road flood out!" reach home 2 hours late,  this time the car park up in la horquetta.

he always gets defensive

well allyuh list most of it, but if i ever ketch mine in any of that ever i lacing he food with some lanate, fitting he body in a crocrus bag neatly in he trunk, drive down caroni, dump he body in the alligator pond (minus he wallet), carry the car by garage, get the smart men to strip it, sell the parts, burn the shell,  give me ah cut in the money, then travel home an eat ah box of kfc....

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NB: I Have Never Commited Such An Act Before!

lol.

posse ladies, i know allyuh with meh!!

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Yea Julien, dats how we roll, haha..

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lol, nika, hahaa...

Answer 3

LAWD FADDA! Look at RE$H answer. doh mess with that trini. Like you are Joey Ramiah family gyul. U have to be related to Dole Chadee

Answer 4

de big bellie he had fur years he now want to go to the gym... when he starts making you feel like yuh madd ,everything yuh say is yuh imagination.. bd

Answer 5

When you calling the phone and no answer for hours...the convenient ah was in a meeting baby.

lipstick, smell of perfume and/or questionble marks on skin that you know you ent put

Yuh get a phone call saying "ah just see so&so driving towards kelly and the person with them eh looking like you!"

bitter arguments and the so call person have a million and one excuses about you not giving a sh it. (the..ah guilty but have to make you look bad to feel better).

you stop getting the compliments that you used to get and the s*x was already limited ...now you ent getting none!

Lost interest or desire to take you anywhere but always making an extra effort with their appearance.

Does leave you waiting for hours when they supposed to meet you .... only to come with some dotish excuse they expect you to buy.

Alright Alright...ah go stop! Let somebody else put in they 2 cents! Steups....today is friday boy....

Answer 6

No s*x.

Bad s*x.

They accuse you of cheating (do-so dont like-so).

All of a sudden that friend that you have that they never liked, is now their best friend (ladies this is the horna woman).

Lazy s*x.

Hang up calls.

They leave the room when they get a phone call.

They come home and the first thing they do is take a shower before they even greet you.

They can't seem to look you in the eye any more cause everything they say is a lie. No eye contact is a key indicator.

Blowin up on you for no reason at all just because you ask where they were or what they were doing.

Answer 7

when de children open dey mout tuh speak an dey fadda rushin rushin tuh shut dem up jus in case sumtin slip out...

when de neighbours always watchin yuh house an dey look surprised when dey see is you dey...

he orders a whole new phone an don't say nothing bout it to you...

been there, and meh girl re$h have meh full backing dey...ah done tell meh new mother in law if ah ketch she son hornin me is 3 daughtas she go have, not jes 2. steupsss....

Answer 8

lawd father, look at what allyuh start.

OK, ahhh, when people you ent know driving and honking dey horn when you pass thru a particular area (where you dont pass regularly).

When men start yelling 'encouraging' comments about d other ooman at d car thinking is your husband driving.

When he start calling yuh babes, honey, darling, love and all kinda sweet names...is because he ent want to call d other ooman name.

When all d names on he phone is ah man name - Paul for Paula, Andy for andrea, Al for Allison, or description...d soup people.

  

Yeah, when d man accusing you of cheating! cause a guilty conscience is a h**l of a thing.

Resh, i with you, i like that plan...down to the KFC.

Answer 9

Ah notice this about ah friend ah mine and she hubby:

When the man trying to take chances and touch yuh because it have people around and he feel yuh eh go want to give way the fact that allyuh sleeping in seperate rooms. As a matter of fact he had to add on ah extension to the house and put ah bedroom fuh he dey but he want people to believe is ah "ress room"! But the truth is he eh fooling nobody because we does see that when yuh taking chance to touch she, she face get serious, serious like ah beast and she body language saying "wha d f*ck wrong wit you, yuh is ah f*cking c*unt or wha?!!!".

RE$H, omg, you's ah real Trini....call meh ah go help yuh!

Answer 10

your name is "Mark" and she scream the name "Harry" (i'm sure you can figure out when doing that spells Trouble -notice the capital T)-

**please note that the writer of this answer based this on fiction and any resemblance to any real life circumstance is pure coincidence**

PS: Resh in case i havent told you lately .....you are one of my bestest frwens eh ?hehehe -i fraid resh now boy hehehe ......just kidding chick if you need a good alibi give me a call i will say we went shopping ........

Answer 11

^^^^

whey dat man saaaaad dread, gosh he make ME feel to take a drink

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Jaz well macoing de play dey boy

Re$h daz how dey roll in de 'Corro... and still eat ah food !! Bad man/woman doh play eh