Signs you can tell a man is g*y?

Question

I've stumbled upon an interesting question here - "if a man wears his sunglasses on top of his head does that mean he's g*y."

well, that sounds a bit stupid to me, but then I"ve found this one: "... ... ...my friend said that apparently g*y men wear their watches on their right wrist instead of their left"

now, I'm g*y and I wear my watch on my right hand... freaky hah? never thought this is allowing me to find my mates easier :)

however, does anybody else thinks there are any obvious signs you can decide if a man is g*y, without asking - like the two guesses above?

Answer 1

They obviously don't wear their sunglasses on top of their heads! It would mess up the hours we spend styling our hair.

You can tell a guy is straight though, if he has those lame Oakley sunglasses and wears them backwards on the visor of his baseball cap.

And the watch thing...never heard of it.

Answer 2

He has a same s*x partner.

Answer 3

you can't tell, you just can't, really,unless there going round with stuff saying " I AM g*y" and the g*y rainbow and stuff, neither with there dialogue, I mean I know loads of straight people who  sound a bit camp

to find out, find out for yourself, get to know them :)

Answer 4

Wow, you own a watch? You must be rich. I can't afford nice things. I'm an American and I have to pay for two useless wars while my country is driven into bankruptcy.

I truly think the only sure way to know if a man is g*y is to walk up to him at a g*y club or event and when you introduce yourself, their hand lingers in your hand longer than necessary. To be truly sure, ask them to dance. Most straight guys that hang out at g*y clubs won't dance.

You're adorable. You have eyes that could melt steel.

Answer 5

That watch thing I don't believe.As far as the sunglasses go , if they wore them on the head all the time, then yes I might would think something is up. Watch how they walk, hold a cup/glass, if they put both hands on the hips w/ the arms bent a lot, love to shop,gives a everyone advice on what clothes they should wear. Oh they tend to attrack all the really pretty girls/women. I noticed that and I've heard it too.

It might help you to watch the guy from "HOW TO LOOK GOOD NECKED" There is a show also "g*y, STRAIGHT, OR TAKEN" watch for signs on the show and see if you get the g*y guy right.

Answer 6

I dont do either of those things.  The watch is on the left and the glasses only go on top of my head if they get in the way of other activities (I'll leave that to your imagination)

Isn't there something to do with length of one of the fingers too?

And the obvious attraction to disco music.

There are loads of stereotypes I could list, but I'd be here all day.....  :-)

{edit - Dyson, you keep your hands off him.  I saw him first}

Answer 7

Variations of this question have been asked countless times before.

To reinterate, there is no secret special g*y "code."

You cannot identify someone as g*y by their clothing style or color, jewelry, accessories, haircut, etc.( unless it has a rainbow )

If there were a secret code, it would be copied by unsuspecting straights anyway, and would be useless.

Answer 8

The only obvious sign is if he has s*x with other men.

Answer 9

I thought people (regardless of sexual orientation) wore their watches on the opposite wrist that they write with. That would be the correct way. If you are left handed, you wear it on the right. If you are right handed you wear it on the left. LOL!!

The only thing I notice that makes my gaydar go off is the way a man carries himself. g*y men tend to be more graceful and fluid with their movements, and they have a little wiggle in the hips!

Answer 10

the one obvious sign that i know of is if a guy comes up to you and squeezes your p***s he must be g*y. LOL

Answer 11

Nah I don't believe in that personally. I mean I wear mines on the left when I did wear it. But if you count on signs you would totally not think that my boyfriend is g*y like at all.

Answer 12

How do you know, if he looks you up and down and lingers at your noids, that's how I can usually tell. Men are not difficult to figure out. Now that won't tell you who is g*y, but it will tell you who wants to have s*x with you. I wear my watch on my right as well, I shattered my left wrist a few years back.

That is all nonsense. I have cruised guys everywhere. From the frozen food aisle in the grocery store to the hardware store. There's g*y guys everywhere you go.