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Silly elephant jokes!not evey one will like them?

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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

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Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?

A: An elephant is grey.

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Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

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Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?

A: Two in the front, two in the back.

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Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?

A: Squash

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Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Insert elephant.

3. Close door.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Remove elephant.

3. Insert giraffe.

4. Close door.

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Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

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Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won't close.

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Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

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Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: By the footprints in the butter.

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Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

A: Wet.

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Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?

A: One by one.

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  1. Made me laugh   ;-)


  2. wow.... thanks for 2 points!

  3. OMG! u must have made these up! pls tell  me you didn't actually think about it.

    theses are p**p! not even funny

  4. I thought it was cute but this one was posted just yesterday, I think.

  5. They Only Way You Can Think This As Funny Is That They Are Kinda Rubbish && You Have Wased Your Time

    :P

  6. LoL Cute!

    I liked those x)

  7. not bad. nice and clean though. i can tell them 2 my daughter when she gets in from school.

    My daughter loved them lol.

    Thank you.

  8. cute thanxx 4 the 2 points

  9. they're funny when delivered verbally. i've heard some of them but the first few once we just awful, sorry

  10. What did the elephant say to the man?

    It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

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