Silly obscene question: Curry houses?

Question

It just occurred to me when eating a curry with my brother tonight in London what a bother it was to get up to go to the toilet.

So how about this for a suggestion: For the waiters to mount a male urinal to a trolly, and when you need to go, they simply wheel it out to your table. You stand up and take a p is s into it (make sure you don't splash it over any other diners) and they wheel it away for disposal.

Job done! No more walks to the gents. What do you think?

Answer 1

well its about time indian waiters started taking the pish

seeing as a majority of their clientele of a fri/sat night

after pub chucking out time have been taking the pish for the last 2 decades

Answer 2

IT WOULD be easier to have a bag connected and then you wouldnt have to stop eating.

Answer 3

As a dining companion...you compare favourably with Jeffrey Dhammer...or Dennis Neilson....or my neighbours dog.....

Answer 4

Close, but no cigar.

I like the way they do it in the Philippines, with a toilet UNDER your table.

This can of-course be removed and replaced with other things.

Answer 5

They could also have a little curtain attached that you can close so no one has to see.