Since Bush is blamed for everything, have you heard this new one?

Question

911 naturally.

Did you know he has a special hurricane machine that he used on N.O.?, and now the CIA skunk works has built him a tornadoe machine, which he just tested yesterday near The DNC convention in Denver, he is still tinkering with it,trying to get the bugs out, but it scared h**l out of the Democrats.

Keep this wwwwwwwwwwwway under your hat, but I hear now that.........well I better not, I would disappear faster than a N.Y. minute if I told you what the next contraption is they are working on.

Answer 1

He is a joke. lol

Knowledge is power.

Answer 2

it must be something in the water.

Answer 3

Lol it sounds like the consipracy crew are out again. I didn't know that humans could control the weather. I wonder where people get their sources from lmao.

Answer 4

and your point is ????

Answer 5

Bob, you're as funny as a goat with diarrhea.

Answer 6

Great question. A star for you.

Answer 7

That's a good one and not beyond the thinking of some people..last year there was one that wasn't to passed around..that the Bushes back in the 60's planned to have Kennedy assassinated to set the motion for their eventual presidency.

Answer 8

Ok, so then people need to decide:  is Bush a dummy or a genius?  Dems love to think of him as a simple Texan rube, but then turn around and call him calculating.  I just don't think a person can be both!

Gotta love all the conspiracy theories that swirl around those people brave enough to sit behind the desk in the oval office.  

Answer 9

Yeah, yeah, he is working with the aliens to wreak havoc on the DNC.  That wiley ba*tard!

Answer 10

That's not hard to believe, I know he has a time machine that he used to go back in time and kill all those people in the death camps and blame poor Hitler for it.  He used his time machine and earthquake machine together to cause the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, that's a proven fact.

Answer 11

I guess he's smarter than we realized!

Answer 12

2 more or 3 more months till he in office.

Answer 13

I didn't know that but now that you bring it up, I think he has done a good job at picking places like New Orleans and Florida that need to be reorganized, go Bush, maybe Chicago is next.

Answer 14

Bob, how much time do you spend coming up with this stuff?  Did that tornado in Colorado damage any houses?  Was it just late evening, or the soil, that made it so red?