Since Jesus was born in Bethlehem (which is in Israel)...?

Question

Where did he get all those reindeer from?

Answer 1

JESUS HAD REINDEERS?

There's so much i don't know...

Answer 2

Ebay

Answer 3

He ordered them on t'internet.

Answer 4

When Jesus changed the water into wine there was that fat red clad guy who had a smashing time and was so impressed that he asked Jesus if he could get the same in his waterskin during his yearly run and he offered Jesus some nice reindeers in exchange. As he was drunk he slurred his words and Jesus heard "exchange with some rain, dear" so he accepted immediately. Rain is always welcome in a dry country. When he got instead some four legged beasties with strange horns he tried to give them back but the fat guy worked on no refund so he had to keep his reindeers. Ever since then the red fat guy is heard laughing hard every year as he does his run, waving his special waterskin, his cheeks and nose as red as his clothes.

Answer 5

Jesus didn't have reindeers. Where in the world did you read that?

Answer 6

Santa had a secret Reindeer Busniess going on in his basement.

So jesus bought about 5 for 20 shekels.

Answer 7

I think he just found them roaming around ;-)

Answer 8

Borrowed them from Santa?

Answer 9

It's totally wrong that when I saw this again I was in hysterics over my own wit, isn't it?

Peace.  

Answer 10

The old tribes living there were good traders.

Answer 11

Remember, Jesus was Santa's older brother. Santa was much more adventurous and better with the kids than Jesus. So one day a little boy asked Santa for some reindeer. So Santa searched hi and low until he found some up in the arctic. He thought they were so cool that he brought back enough for the little boy and for Jesus. Then he realized that he really liked the cold so he moved to the arctic and and never returned.

The end.

Answer 12

The reindeer weren't his.  They belonged to Billy, the kid next door, who got them from his uncle, when he went out of business as a used reindeer dealer.

Answer 13

Bethlehem is now in Israel, but Israel didn't exist when He was born. Try Judea.

Now, about those reindeer. Christmas was adopted in Europe as the celebration of Jesus' birth. The festival was previously celebrated before Christian times. It was sometimes called the King of Winter and was designed to cheer people up during the long, dark winter months and assure them that spring would arrive. Father Christmas is pagan.

St. Nicholas, was a Bishop in what is now Turkey. Coming from a rich family, he secretly gave presents to poor children and their families - but his day is 6th December. He's Santa Claus.

A case of mistaken identity, and St. Nicholas didn't have reindeer.

Answer 14

He found them with the unicorn. I think it was near the burning bush Moses saw...

Answer 15

In those days, the lands were all still joined together, and the reindeer frolicked with the lion, the llama with the crocodile.  As it says in Second Emphysema, Chapter 6, verse 2: "And it came to pass that Rudolph comforted Hermey the Elf, saying 'Yea, you CAN be a dentist!', and they frolicked together with the lion and the crocodile."

Answer 16

and yae Jesus and his disciples did cross the plains when they were beset on all sides by a blizzard of biblical proportions! But Jesus was not afraid and he did turn their mules to reindeer and he got out that flat-pack sleigh that the disciples said would be no use in the desert but J told them to stop bitching and do as he said. And so they rode the sleigh and reindeer to Nazareth where no-one believed their story and so Jesus cast the nay-sayers into the fiery pit of h**l!

Answer 17

Think your getting a bit confused there, the New Testament never mentions Reindeer.

The stories involving Santa and the Reindeer are Christmas Myths, the story of Jesus is another thing altogether. Hope that helps.

Answer 18

During his first miracle, when he turned water into wine at that wedding he actually also accidentally turned a few of the waiters into reindeer...he was only young and hadn't had much practise.

But they left that bit out the bible for legal reasons.

:)