Since Kerry Wood is doin nuthin on the bench, maybe they could feed him tons of food and fatten him up?

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I mean, get that MF'er real fat. Feed him candy and pork and candy that tastes like pork and a whole bunch of other c**p. It must go in his belly. Feed him like he is a pig in a sty. A big pig in a sty. Sit there and watch him chew all of this c**p and watch him consume it.

Answer 1

Im confused

Answer 2

2 points

Answer 3

That task is reserved for the dynamic duo:Prince Fielder and CC Sabathia

Sorry to ruin your day

Answer 4

They don't need him right now. They're not in close games where they need to bring their closer in in the 9th. Good on the Cubs offense to score enough runs to keep Kerry's arm rested.

But this was a pretty retarded question/statement.

Answer 5

This could quite possibly go down as the dumbest comment on Yahoo answers ever.  Sounds to me like a comment only a retarded White Sox fan would make.

Answer 6

I've never answered a question from someone smoking crack. I will take the two points.

Answer 7

Instead of keeping him in the bullpen, put him in a pig pen. Let him eat creamy pork twinkies?  

Answer 8

Um, okay then...

Answer 9

2

Answer 10

why? kerry worked extremely hard to lose about 40 pounds over the last few years or so and i don't think he wants to put it back on. i don't want him to turn into prince fielder or CC sabathia or bobby jenks.  

Answer 11

Ok so their is no save situation in a long time so your just going to tell your closer to go get fat..... Yea thats the way to deal with things. Just like " Their has been no save situations for you latley so why don't you get get real fat". Yea not going to happen.