Since i am going to be a lawyer, does anyone need any advice?

Question

note: i charge in sexualfavors

Answer 1

how many years will I get in prison for kidnapping an engaged woman in Pennsylvania?!?!?

Answer 2

I want to win the lottery and stay home and pay my lawyer fee's Can i sue the lottery for not making this happen?

Answer 3

When I am out how can I get women to perform a striptease on the bar

Answer 4

if you have s*x with one of your contacts for over 7 years are you legally married to them?.....Please let me know when I can "pay" up....

d**n...Saint Bull S is lucky...he has to pay 846 licks now....I wish I was him...

Answer 5

i've got a split personality and done a crime but i'm innocent can i get day release from prison ? or can i come and stay with you ??

i've the Liverpool edition of Monoply :) lol

Answer 6

How can I collect child support from my virtual babby daddy..... I need money fast!

Answer 7

If any of the boys that sniff around my daughters should *ahem* go missing, how can I get it wheedled down to probation?

Answer 8

I am a lawyer ... and I could do with lots of advice ..... can I pay you with some heavy l*****g ...?

edit: Have I just been invoiced twice ...?

Answer 9

I think I'ma be a wife and stay at home mom until we get the girls settled and the families all blended.  Don't you think.  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚™Â¥