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Since it's "Funny Friday" here today how about this?

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide

* The Wall of Fear

* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms!

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like like being eight again?

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  1. haha brilliant!


  2. Excellent  -  after 20 years it's still true

  3. Haha, she should've elaborated on what she was talking about!

  4. Brilliant!!!

    They never get it right...

  5. its wonderful .. thanks for that one !!

    ha ha !! hilarious !!

  6. Ya, so true.

    And now-

    At the grocery store yesterday there was a race in the vegetable aisle:

    Lettuce was ahead,

    but

    Tomato was trying to ketchup.

    How's the weather in Mexico?

    Chili today, hot tamale.

    South Africa, eh?

    From Groucho: "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

  7. i wish someone would do that for me... ungreatful cow she is lol...

    ur right, men do get it wrong lol

    But sometime i think its on purpose so that we dont ask them again, or something..

  8. I don't care if he gets it wrong!!

    I want a man like that!!

  9. superb

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