Since the NOAA just named the new storm Ike should I start singing Tina Turner songs to it to keep it away?

Question

Or would that just provoke it into beating me really bad?

Answer 1

Whoever picks the names is totally racist, why don't you ever see a Hurricane Shaquita?? well??

Answer 2

New Orleans and all the rest of the Gulf states would get flattened!

Answer 3

Yeah, you just put those heels on if you want to feel a nice pimp hand there Honey!  You won't be no Proud Karen then!

Answer 4

Yep.. watch out for the backhand though

SteveC

Answer 5

You should, and you know you'll like it when Ike gets tough with you.

Answer 6

Guess it depends on it's mood.

Answer 7

What's love got to do?

Answer 8

heck I would sing all tina songs all day until the storm hits the US then run for your life cause it might be like Ike.

Answer 9

I think that's the secret sauce to the hamburger that the storm wants to eat. It will hate the sauce.

Answer 10

That would keep me away.

Answer 11

i think that might make him even more angrier, hopefully that storm won't have the same temper as Ike.

Answer 12

The last i heard darlin it was you causing the huge traffic congestion streaming out of new orleans ..

apparently they arrested some hoe for offering a bed for the night to all that pass..

i think they were calling it 'hurricane sl*t'