Since the Yahoo message boards changed, I've been going through trolling withdrawal. Any suggestions?

Question

I don't know where to troll now!

Answer 1

Methidone

Answer 2

I found DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) since not being on those message boards, it's awesome! I recommend that you find out as much as you can about DDR! It's healthy, promotes fitness and since most of us drank too much coffee and cigarettes... those things kind of help... well in a way.

anyway... try DDR, it worked for me, it's awesome!

Answer 3

I can access aol message boards even thoughI am a paying member of Yahoo. I used to be on aol and my old icons and identities are still there. I think you can access these boards also. My son says it is free. You can use e-mail and everything. I am having a ball with aol message boards. Of course they have monitors and you can be reported for abuse. You can still have fun without being a dyed in the wool troll.

Answer 4

Apparently you've found a place; here.

Answer 5

Well, there's always barber college.

Answer 6

You could try taking trollidone, or you could start a chapter of Trolling Anonymous.

THE TWELVE STEPS OF TROLLING ANONYMOUS

1. We admitted we were powerless over trolling - that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to trolls, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Answer 7

the disappointing thing is that there have been many great troll stories in recent days.