Sketz Init Lyrics? somebody help?

Question

starts wiv something like.

remember that girl called heather,

dint really care that she had alot of chedder,

an when i say chedder i dont mean cash,

i mean like chease coz she dint av a bath

can anybody give me the lyrics thanks

Answer 1

I found this on a random blog. I am not sure if it works for ya :)

Yo! Remember That Girl Called Heather?

Didnt Linger But She Had Alot Of Chedder

And When A Say Chedder A Dont Mean Cash

A Mean Like Cheese Coz She Didnt Av A Bath!

Thats Bullshit Man You Was Like Yeah I'd *** It

Yeah B4 I Found Out She Ad A Bucket!

She Was A Propa Sket Man She Was Goin All Flirty

I Was Like Go And Have A Wash Your Dirty.

Remember That Uva Girl? I Fink Her Names Kirsty

Yeah 18 But Looked About 30

She Neva Had A Job She Neva Paid Tax

A Looked At The Sat And Seen Bare Ear Wax

She Wong Both Ways She Even Licked The Catty

Yeah The Bear Man Sed She Tuk It Up The Batty

She Was Init For The Money, She Was Init For The Dosh

She Went A Full Week And She Didnt Av A Wash (Erghh)

Wot Appened Wid Jenny Did Ya Get Things Started?

A Tuk Her To Ma Yard & The Dirty ***** Farted.

A Sed Farted Fill Ma Carted Looked At The Back & Seen **** Departed

Hey Tin Tin You Wanna *** To Ma Gaf?

Ergh No Go And Av A Bath, In Fact Av A Showa Really Not Fussy

Leave Him Alone Man He Dont Want Ya p***y