Slogans for autobody business?

Question

Husband needs something fun and exciting for business large sign. I like "The man with the Golden touch" but he feels it's too pushy. He is very good at his job of 20plus years and is humble about it as well. Please help find a balance between not too pushy and emphazing good work.

Answer 1

we'll make it look like you never drank in your whole life!!

But officer, I never hit that light pole!!

your wife will never know you broke the car!!

you ding it, we'll bring it!!

that's all i got right now, i could probably think of a few more given more time...

Answer 2

....can you recall a tv some years ago with jimmy savil?..called  jim''ll fix it....