Small boating mystery?

Question

Recently while sailing in the lake with Mr. Fluffums (my cat) I was playing with a large drill. I dropped my drill and a hole showed up in the middle of my boat! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE!! This lake was like 50 yards big! No way ANYONE could swim that!! The boat started filling up with water quicker than I expected and I started getting water out with a bucket. Then a miracle happened! The boat stopped filling with water! It was like there was never a hole! I emptied out the boat and sailed to land. The mystery is, where the h**l is my cat?

Answer 1

You tossed your cat overboard with your bucket, it went under your boat and plugged the hole. Poor Mr. Fluffums!

Answer 2

mr fluffins bailed out

Answer 3

Mr Fluffums jumped overboard and plugged up the hole.

Way to go Mr. Fluffums!!

Answer 4

I give up, where is your cat?

Answer 5

let's see...50 yards equals 150 feet...to small to be a lake...and if you're in the middle you're only 75 feet from shore and that is definitely "swimable"

next...you should have your "man card" revoked for 2 reasons...taking a cat with you on the boat (get a dog!) and two playing with power tools you know nothing about.

last but not least...why should we care about the cat when you didn't by putting it into the boat to begin with?

Answer 6

Congratulations, you finally found out why cats exist! to plug leaks!