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Smart thief isn't he~~!!!!! star if u liked it~!!!!!!!!!!?

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

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  1. LMAO!!!!

    i likes...yeh smart thief, lol


  2. liked that one, it was ust typical

  3. Hahahaha... I agree that is one smart thief :)  :)

    Poor couple :(

  4. cute


  5. awesome joke........

  6. lmao, what a thief! The smartest I've ever heard of, lol

  7. CHARLIE CHAPLIN! WOULD YOU MIND GIVING SILENT JOKES?? HAHAHAHHAHA LOVED THEM .THANKS A CAZZZIZLLLIONN

  8. haha ur funny as h**l

  9. Thats what is called planning for the future..good one,star for you

  10. hahahah that WAS one smart thief! :) funny

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