i swear this bot used to be 1000x smarter... it could actually folow up to like 4 lines.. now:
me: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
me: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. I can't believe it's already been nine months!
Me: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
and here is a funny story i found on my friends profile
ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.
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