s****. brats ?

Question

Someone made a comment a couple of days ago about s****. brats and it made me think of this poem ( which hadn't heard for years) so I had to look it up and thought you might like to share it.

http://poemsandprose.blog.co.uk/2007/08/27/title~2876176#comments

Now for the question - ever seen a s****. brat get their just desserts ?

Answer 1

lol english humour.......always good value

Answer 2

LOL!! Thats funny!! I like it!! LOL

Answer 3

The only really good one i've seen was when i got my first horse at age 19... go responsiblity... he was an OTT tb and not the greatest sort either... but he was gentle and kind and cost me pretty much nothing... and this girl at our paddock with a big fat warmblood dressage horse had been giving me **** about how much better her horse was then mine... and i believed her coz what training had my horse had... we went for a paddock trail ride and she was making stupid comments to the other girls like make sure your dont go near that horse (pointing at my horse) he's off the track and has no manners and prob no brakes... and what out he'll prob rear... and as we dawldled along the road and nice big truck came hurtling along and not slowed down... and i braced my horse and started talking to him and she being in front turned around to tell every one to watch there horses... and totally ignoring her horse... who promplty freaked out... reared dropped her and ran off home... needless to say none of the other riders offered to help her catch him and keep riding as planned... i laughed at her... and i wish i hadnt... its not nice to be mean at others misfortunes... but she deserved it... she was a right cow...

Answer 4

LOL- yes, very english, but cute.

OH yes, I've seen a few get what was commin' to them!

I think it would take me too long to discribe everything word for word though...

Answer 5

Me? No I am still waiting for the "glorious day" citizen -LOL

Answer 6

Man, I HOPE they get their just desserts!!  God...I work at a barn and with one girl that NO ONE can stand...she does no work and says that she was hired to "train the horses" (we are talking about 'training' school horses....*cough* that are clearly already 'trained' seeing how they are SCHOOL horses!  She now has also run 2 of the school horses into the ground making them incredibly lame and not rideable).

All she does is ride all day instead of mucking out, doing water buckets, putting shavings down, taking care of the injured horses (a horse was kicked last week so we've been icing her and putting zinc cream on), etc.  Ontop of that, if you ask her to do something she just walks away and doesn't do it!  If that doesn't cut it, she doesn't even know how to feed properly...apparently 1/2 a scoop means a full scoop so we don't let her feed (chances are they would all get the wrong food anyways) and especially those horses that need specific medications.

I hope to god she gets her just dessert because the rest of us barn girls are getting VERY frustrated with her attitudes and lack of work.  Even the maintenance guys HATE her!

Answer 7

cute poem.  Yes I have seen a snob get their just desserts.  I occas. work for a beach horse back ridinig company, and the boss wanted us to take her half crazy, runaholic of a horse on a busy day.  well I got on him and he immediately started rearing, so I got off, this s****. girl who wasnt suppose to be there said "Switch with me, I'll teach him a lesson"  So I let her, and he took off full gallop, when she got close to the corral again she "Jumped"/ fell off and I wa salready on another horse and I had to heard this horse(doesn't even like to be touched) Across a busy street and down three blocks to the trailer, all the while telling people "GET OUT OF THE WAY, DONT TOUCH THE DANG HORSE"  and we go to the trailer, I let my horse lose and jumped off and grabbed him, threw his but on the trailer, all the whil, mine is just chilln, untacked him, and tied him tight to stand and think about what he had done.

Answer 8

LOL...loved that poem.  I am a firm believer in karma...it might take some time but usually what goes around comes around...especially if your mouth is flapping 24/7 about how "I am a better rider then such and such."  Et cetera.  

When I was in middle school I used to clean stalls at a barn and trade for really basic beginner lessons.  There was a girl I went to school with who had a horse at the barn, and she was always calling me "Penniless" because I come from a very poor family.  Always telling me I would never amount to anything, I would never have a horse of my own...blah blah blah.  Well just as you would have it, she was at a show, her horse refused a jump, she fell, broke her arm, and peed her pants to boot.  I was told there were a few chuckles about the large wet spot on her nice expensive riding pants.  She got a little gun shy after that and ended up selling her horse.

Thanks again for the poem!

Answer 9

Where I ride, there is one particular little girl who is maybe 11 years old. Her family owns something like 6 horses and they're all expensive showjumping ponies, and she acts like she knows everything about horses. Anyway, she was walking with her friends (which she does annoyingly often) as I got on my trainer's slightly wild horse. One of her friends said "That's a really pretty horse over there." The girl said "That's a trainer's horse. She's REALLY easy to ride. Even YOU could stay on her." Right then, the horse reared up and started galloping down the driveway. The girls screamed, and that one obnoxious brat took a step back - right into my trainer's horse's fresh "droppings". When her foot landed on it, she fell backward and got her pale pink shorts AND her legs covered. The horse and I were alright, and the girl's friends were laughing hysterically, but she was a little... upset. After that, I never saw her at the club again, and her white pony was sold the next week. It probably isn't very polite to laugh at her, but she deserved that and more.

Answer 10

That poem's great!

I have seen one get their just desserts:

I used to ride a very spirited arab x new forest. She was only 13.1hh, but a right little b*****d. This s****. cow who rode near me had an ordinary cob, about 15hh and used to always say how hard he was to ride, and she was such a good rider, and I was a rubbish rider, and my pony did everything for me and yadder, yadder, yadder. Well, I got annoyed and suggested she rode my pony to show how good she was. Bear in mind, me and this pony had competed in 3' showjumping classes. As soon as she was on my pony's back she took off, dragged Brat through a hedge and bronco'd her off. I've never laughed so much in my life XD

Answer 11

I believe it was Prince Phillip who said "Anyone who is worried about their dignity should not be around horses."