So, I gained "Top Contributor" status last week and just today?

Question

I received in the mail a gift certificate from Yahoo entitling myself and four guests dinner at a restaurant of our choosing. So, my question is, who shall I bring? Here are my thoughts so far:

Mr. Sunglasses. Though he will always be a top contributor in my eyes, I don't have the heart to tell him that's not a real TC badge under his name. I think he deserves it. I am sure I will get no complaints about this selection.

Now this is were it gets a little tricky. I considered Ketchup Ed, but given his taste for low-brow food(McDonald's) coupled with his infantile behavior(I already have a baby to look after)I don't that he would be a suitable choice.

So, who would like to join us? Or, do you have nomination of some one you think deserves a little treat? All imput welcome. And no, we don't have a restaurant picked out yet. I was thinking El Pollo Loco.

Answer 1

Too many interesting characters to choose from. Umm, Inked Mommy...that would be interesting ;)... and one of the many am I pregnant? ladies from the pregnancy section as a DD. Oh and Mystic, I'd love to pump her for info.

Answer 2

There was a question on the pregnancy board a couple weeks ago entitled "Can She Get Pregnant Up Butt?"......it was the first question that I saw when I popped in that night before bed. It was a really inspiring thing to read just before calling it a day.

I nominate the author of that question. And you may want to bring along a few graphs of the reproductive system to bust out over your pollo!

Answer 3

I'd go for Bro Among Bros, guy's a freaking genius.  He's definitely the wittiest person I know.  

Answer 4

If Slappy goes, I go.  I am, after all, pregnant with his dodecatuplets (a zillion babbies).

And Ketchup Ed has been e-mailing me, to explain that this abuse thing is a legitimate problem, and he is not just some sicko with an infantilism fetish who fantasizes about wearing diapers.  So, I definitely think him and I should have the opportunity to discuss this in person over a meal.  Therefore, if Ketchup Ed goes, I go.

Does anyone know who the thumbs-down fairies are?  You should invite one of them, and repeatedly stick your thumbs down in their food and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

I think you should go to Long John Silvers.  They are, afterall, advertising "Monster Fish and Monster Pups".  Or how 'bout Wendy's, for a Baconator?  (eew)

EDIT- I would be careful about taking Ed and Mr. Sunglasses.  I would hate to see Mr. Sunglasses get ketchup thrown all over his precious Perenium or his little Peenith

Answer 5

Are you serious?

Answer 6

Barnt Starr.  Guy's amazing. A real talent.

Answer 7

Isn't it like for you and 4 people you know who can go all at the same time?

Answer 8

Anyone but Ketchup Ed. pleasee!!! If I have to hear about his tantrum in maccas, I will go insane. Defiantly slapp......errrrr, Mr Sunglasses!

Answer 9

LOL. You crack me up. I gained Top Contributor status this week! Yay for us! It's a good thing they don't deduct points for thumbs down or Yahoo would probably fire me!

I would bring WI MOM. She wouldn't hesistate to tell Mr. Sunglasses that he is going to rot in h**l if he doesn't breastfeed or that you may as well burn your children with a branding iron if you're going to leave them at day care.

Anyway, just a thought :) Let us know what you decide!

Answer 10

If you decide to take Ketchup Ed.... CAN I COME PLEASE!?!?!?! *devilish smile*

Answer 11

LMAO- Can I come?? PLEASE...You don't even have to pay for me..I will pay..I just want to go..PLEASE

Answer 12

LOL... thanks, I needed a laugh today!

ETA: Obviously a few folks don't see the joke in this...

Answer 13

ooooh oooh ooh ooh pick me pick me!!

What's a girl got to do to get top contributor anyway?

Answer 14

Please pick Ketchup Ed and me then I can pelt him with Ketchup sachets and then put in a high chair with a bib. And I know she isn't on Yahoo but invite his Mom, sounds like she needs a break.

alexis73: Yeah and they're gonna pay for my flight from England to join in the fun.

Answer 15

lol....omg, you're hilarious!!

NOT ED!!  that kid is driving me nuts!!  BETWIX..he's emailing me too telling me he is not a loser and that it is all his mom's fault!!

hmmm... Sunglasses would br great for a laugh...tell him to bring his new baby Peenith!

lmao!!!

Answer 16

I would say myself, as I've already been mentioned.  However, anytime I get any real amount of points I get kicked the h**l off and have to come up with a new identity.  I've been a top contributor in my own mind for quite some time.  In my absence I would say Derka Derka, but he has the same type situation.

Answer 17

Oh Oh take ME to the crazy chicken!!!