So, I got married today and now I wonder what happens tonight?

Question

I'm a virgin.

*** ummm it defaulted to this and i'm not changing it!

Answer 1

Well, whatever happens, I hope you have a good time. But if you don't want to do it and stay a virgin, then your spouse should respect that. Good luck!

Answer 2

Well, there's a little something called the Cleveland bowtie that Tyler and I like to do ... *wink wink*

Oh, and he likes the ole' donkey punch too.

Cheers!

Answer 3

I hear everything's better in New Zealand.

Answer 4

Well, dear, not to be indelicate but your hubby seems to have it right... unless he imbibes too much then you can pretty much write off the honeymoon night... and possibly tomorrow if the hangover is bad enough.

Answer 5

BRACE YOURSELF!!!!!!!

For what? This is not a public showdown, their kids here

don't you know.

Answer 6

It involves a water slide and some spaghetti from Sonic.

Answer 7

tonight,you tell the MR. who the boss of the family is   :)