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So, how are your tongues this morning?

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Let's have some fun, maybe?

Warm Up

The Cantor tries to recant

the cant he just delivered

but he can’t just cant

he has to recant the cant

Top of Some Inning

Bird, spurred, flew to third

However it was the third and

the word was heard on third

to rid that “turd,” the bird!

Grand Finale

The mouse ran up the blouse

of the spouse of the man

in the house. Eeks the spouse

screamed, rid me of this mouse!

The louse, this mouse has entered

my blouse.

So the man, who’s spouse had

the mouse in her blouse did douse the

louse but also the blouse which

made the spouse call the man of the

spouse, a louse… a four letter louse!

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  1. hahahaha!! marvellous Neon! marvellous! you gave a wonderful treat!

    treat, treat, this treat of beats

    have me bleat from my seat,

    and free from heat, to greet

    dear Neon with feet by feet

    a rhyme, before i retreat!!


  2. HA! You have been in the fridge WAY too early this morning...

  3. You a little bit funny--now everybody funny too.

    Oh, to answer the question: It's just fine now that it's had a good workout.

  4. LOL - tres funny.  I love the Grand Finale.

  5. Those are some of the best tongue twisters I have ever read.  I especially love (I do mean love) that Grand Finale.  What fun and clever use of rhyme.  Excellent job.

  6. LoL, LoL, you need no warm up! ever! warm up sounds like a left over from yesterday.

    The mouse! eek! scream.

    Kudos!

  7. Somehow, I feel guilty for this.

  8. Is it possible to get a cramp in your tongue because I think I just got one!

  9. Hilarious. I loved that. Thanks for making a dreary work day a little more pleasant.

  10. "Hi!",

    Well that was funny. You made my morning all teary and you made my evening all giggly.

    WELL DONE!

    Cheers : )

  11. Yabba dabba doo! Och Aye tha noo! Neonman's filament is fizzling!

    And this just made my brain explode, so I have to sleep now. It's been a long day. GN

    PS In the famous tongue of John MacEnroe "you CANNOT be serious!" ROFLMAO

  12. I loved it !!!!

    What the world needs is more genuine laughter and........you have left me laughing.   Thanks.

  13. I have just become aware of the fact that I can laugh hysterically with my tongue tied in a knot!  Thank you for the fun.

  14. i love your work neon...can you do one with "cad"???

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