So, how is your testosterone level?

Question

Hormonal Love

Please Doc, I’m not feeling the same…

Just another shot, loving on my mind

got to get back… those days again.

This aging… I ain’t buying.

Got to have some… that youthly brew

don’t want to go on like this no more.

Need some spunk, need some tone, need the zip

got to get back… that feeling, again.

Please Doc please, I don’t care the risks,

this baby boomer aint going easy!

Aging can wait, I wanna play.

Ah, thank you Doc, now for youthful loving!

R.I.P

Baby Boomer, ageless!

1948-2008

Heart attack

Youth be served …

Answer 1

Yes, I like my youth served tartar, with a sprig of rosemary and a splash of vinegar...

Answer 2

Remember the 4 hour rule....h**l, I'd be dead!

Answer 3

Love James Dean but,,,,,,,A rebel without a clue.

      That "die young and leave a good looking corpse" bit.  

                                  NO THANK YOU

     (Now that that is no longer an option give me mo' mo' mo')

                                  Hats off to you NM

Answer 4

Ironic!  However, what is life without chocolate, ice cream and Viagra?

Answer 5

At last ! A poem I can read, understand, and most worryingly, relate to. Keep it up !

Answer 6

Ah, modern medicine - made just for baby boomers.

Answer 7

OKAY!!!

Answer 8

TD's fire in a bottle!

baby boom --er!

humph!  thats wishful thinking! donya think?

(no fun intended)..i mean pun...

Answer 9

Being impotent beats being dead.  Ask Tim Russert.

I think I have a testosterone level somewhere, if I can remember where I left it.

Answer 10

In the words of Bon Jovi - "....going down in the blaze of glory...."

Answer 11

Thank goodness I'm a woman

No shots, no desperate pleas.  

Just coasting into my dotage

With my grandkids at my knees.

No need of desperate measures

To mask loss of sexual drive....

(Never really rated it much

Even when I was still alive)

"Hm, four kids came from no-where?

I think you're telling porky pies"

For the sake of the Americans

That means I'm accused of telling lies.

I like your conversational/story poetry.....are you really that old?