So, my girlfriend went out of town for the long weekend and came back with rug burns on her knees, what gives?

Question

So, my girlfriend went out of town for the long weekend and came back with rug burns on her knees, what gives?

Answer 1

....her,apparently.

Answer 2

what sheer fuckery!

b*****s ain't shіt but hos and tricks.

Answer 3

My sheets were in the laundry.

Answer 4

She was out planting tulips.....planting two lips on some guys' d*ck.  

Answer 5

Things that give rug burns on the knees.

Cleaning the floor...a lot.

Looking for things under your bed, all day.

Diving off a diving board,  on your knees.

Doing push ups, the girly way

Or there's the obvious, lots and lots of s*x w/herself

Answer 6

She probably just slipped, fell, and landed on a p***s. Accidents happen

Answer 7

Did she go to a lake? She could have been tubing. Ask her first, then assume if she acts shady.

Answer 8

Does she wear contacts? Maybe they kept popping out and she had to spend a lot of time on her hands and knees trying to find them. Sometimes it's hard to keep them in when someone keeps bopping you from behind.

Answer 9

She must like to do doggy style on the carpet floor. Good Luck

Answer 10

I guess she does...wonder if she barked like a dog too.

Answer 11

duh! she was scrubbing rugs all weekend you have to get on ur knees for that.

Answer 12

Yeah sorry about that mate, I'll be sure & put down a sheepskin next time...

Answer 13

She likes it rough

SteveC

Answer 14

she was at my house all weekend eating the h**l out of my muff

Answer 15

She had a good time.

Answer 16

UH OHH!!!

Answer 17

Chek the top of her head for bumps  : ]

Answer 18

Maybe she was just helping someone remodel and forgot her knee pads.

Answer 19

Ask her. There is likely a perfectly innocent explanation.

Answer 20

Maybe she had on some very thick jeans that were too tight for her knees....

just kidding...

Are you serious? I know you asked her about them right? Now you know how people get rug burns....Don't be naive.....You know somebody done tapped that...

Answer 21

I had them too.  One of these day's we'll learn not to do it on the rug doggy-style.

Answer 22

She's been petting a puppy all weekend. !

Answer 23

Maybe she fell out of a tree on a  rug, and had to craw around all weekend on her knees., give  her a break she's hurt!

Answer 24

Isn't she a certified carpet layer?

Answer 25

Don't assume she was cheating on you because that would be wrong. where the trust in your relationship. Ask her, you should know when she is lying.

Answer 26

shes obviously been laying....carpet with somebody :P lol

Answer 27

i got carpet burn on my knee last night............... only because i was being a clux and fell.  But your girlfriend coulda had knee burns for a whole other reason...... haha..... omg get this outta my head.

Answer 28

sounds like she's a little hoochie.