So, the Jamaican Postman has gone home; apparently he is in therapy; the Polish milkman has decided to go...?

Question

... on to 'lighter duties' so won't be delivering anymore; the Kosovan dustman says that the job is just not dirty enough for him. Should I invite the Window Cleaner in for tea & Crumpet tomorrow morning?!?

Answer 1

Hahahaha. You have also jangled the nerves of the window cleaner. Don't forget, he was in the position to see it all!

How much longer did you think he was going to be able to hang on to his ladder with those clammy hands of his? R.I.P.

What's the matter with you woman? Have you never heard of curtains? Or don't you yet have anything to hang them on?

Perhaps it's time to get in the guy who fits curtain poles.

I've heard that even the width of your window is of no concern to him. The span of his pole  is adequate to satisfy any requirement. The only question he usually asks is "do you want tiebacks with these luv?"

Answer 2

The Labour Party is going to be investigating you soon. Six more months of this, and there'll be no one left to work............or, applications could be stacked up high. There'll be no in between.

Answer 3

errr wot???? mmmm i quiet fancy a crumpet now tho