So, there's these two tall trees....

Question

....that live side by side in the forest and a small tree starts to grow right between them.

One of the trees says to other "Is that little guy a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" Just then a woodpecker flies up and takes a taste of the small tree and says "Well, it's neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my p****r in."

Answer 1

I was pricked just last week by a thorny cactus, but to answer your question; Not looking for ash; too busy keeping my little bush in the front trimmed.

Answer 2

hehehe, that was a good one, short and corny but still made me smile.

star for you, buk!

Answer 3

Heard it done it.. but ashes to ashes around here. Been a while since i have seen any good wood. Time to find some good hard wood and see if i can find a  wood p****r.Good one Buk..seems like you are in a jovial mood ..My kind of man who loves jokes as much as Kitty.

Answer 4

That's a good one, worth repeating!

Unfortunately, "ash" is the operative word here, as they have since burned to the ground. But new ash will spring forth and unfold it's delicate leaves towards the warmth of the sun...

Answer 5

it's been quite a while since i've been around any hardwood.

Answer 6

I had some good ash three weeks ago. After that it was mediocre.

Answer 7

... and your question is .....?

Edit: I do apologise - I'm so used to seeing your Qs in Polls & Surveys that I neglected to notice this was in the Jokes & Riddles category. I know I don't have to ask you if I'm forgiven.

Oh, here I was, almost forgetting to give an answer: Miss Goody Two Shoes that I am, I've never put my p****r anywhere near ash.

Answer 8

LOL

Answer 9

So THIS is what you learned at the arboretum yesterday?

ma

Answer 10

Excellent!

That would be before I got married, 9+ years ago.  There's something about a wedding ring that makes a woman find her once lost inhibition.

Answer 11

I was at level 1...

Answer 12

I had an old oak but it hasn't made me very poplar.

Answer 13

No problem with the ash,, It's the hard wood thats hard to find

Answer 14

Very nice Buk !  Thanks for the laugh !

Answer 15

In my wood stove just back in June. Ash is dam fine burning wood to. Loved it dear boy. LMFAO

Answer 16

the last time ashley marie gave it to me....about 40 years ago....

Answer 17

I just hauled some recently.

(lol)

Answer 18

i dont get it...so what happened after the woodpecker found out it was an ash????

Answer 19

Been too long.

Answer 20

Good one...Still laughing...Love honey

Answer 21

lol, last night

Answer 22

No ash here, just ASpen - Its a chore to haul the ash from an Aspen fire all winter round these parts, I'm a thinkin it's a medium wood, and the flickers just flock to them, tends to keep the peckers away!

Answer 23

I have lots of good ash burn up while I sit here answering questions!

Answer 24

Long, long time.

Answer 25

I have ash hard-wood floors,otherwise; it's going to be a long summer's wait for my friends return.

Answer 26

RLMAO... good one!

A: It's been too loooooong ....  

Answer 27

ha!! that was pretty good!

Answer 28

...did somebody say assh???

Answer 29

in too dadgum long.......

Thing is... if you farted between these 2 trees and no one smelled it, would it still stink??

Answer 30

well ashes are bad they are dead people lol

Answer 31

Last November 2007 in St. Louis....nuff said. ♥