Last summer in England was appauling; absolutely appauling. I tried to console myself with Coleridge's sentiment that 'nothing in nature is ugly', but when a school prom in a high class tudor castle is greeted by torrential rain, dark, brooding gray skies and wind that sounded like it was coming straight from Satan's backside, Romantic poetry began to lose it's knack somewhat. And with 2008 looking set to be another stinker for England I pose you meteorologists a question; why do we not get summer anymore? Is it climate change? Bad luck? Is summer officially a thing of the past for England?!
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