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So 3 strings walk into a bar

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the first string asks for a drink, and the bartender says

"sorry, we dont serve strings here"

the second string asks for a drink

"listen, pal, i told your friend we dont serve strings here!"

the third string then ties himself in a knot and frays his hair to give himself a more manly appearance, and asks for a drink. then the bartender asks

"sir, are you a string?"

and he says

"no, im a frayed knot"

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  1. thats a good one!


  2. LMFAO!!!!! LOVE IT

  3. Thats more stupid than why did the chicken cross the road..............


  4. I was expecting a punchline involving a tampon

  5. Haha, that's good. Thanks for the laugh.

  6. ooh i get it ...took me a while but funny...lol

  7. Hahaha

  8. I like it :0)

    lol, so funny.

  9. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar

    One says: 'I've lost my electron'

    The other says: 'R U sure?'

    'Yes', says the first: 'I'm positive'

  10. lmfaoo. thats a good one!

  11. sucks

  12. Thats cute, and funny.

  13. I heard that joke years ago, and it made me laugh.

  14. lol

  15. lol cute

  16. Haha I love it.

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