the first string asks for a drink, and the bartender says
"sorry, we dont serve strings here"
the second string asks for a drink
"listen, pal, i told your friend we dont serve strings here!"
the third string then ties himself in a knot and frays his hair to give himself a more manly appearance, and asks for a drink. then the bartender asks
"sir, are you a string?"
and he says
"no, im a frayed knot"
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