So I suppose this is "Pants" (pt II) ...?

Question

When I bought those aforementioned trousers

I got a nice complimentary pen

The thing is…

It has the same pattern

It'll never be seen again!

I'm so glad that keyboards don't come in those shades

Or I really would struggle to write

Then again...

If my keyboard "was" camouflage…

It might save you from reading this S***e!

(",)

D!

Answer 1

Mein pantaloon est gerfallen...

Answer 2

I smile

A mile

and while

I smile

She's giggling her head off....

Answer 3

Last laugh for the night.  I'm going to bed. It's a pleasure to read your S***e.

Answer 4

package deal for the Ladies Home Journal sale. When you start making jokes on your jokes we start pulling back and wondering what your own attitude toward your material is. But, as I said before, I smiled. Some pretty funny S***e. (oops, LHJ won't buy it unless you change that last word though.)

Answer 5

Out of S***e out of mind! lol Good one Irish!

Answer 6

I think I'm reading your postings backwards.  Sharp exit (pursued by a bear?) to search for beginning of the trail.